My Adult Observation

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So I decided to join a dating service to see how I will fair with that. Normally losers join these things because they can't hack it in the real world of dating. what does that say about me though? Eh, whatever lets just see if I can get laid by trying to be adorable and cute.

Oh, well, some of these ladies look pretty good...well at least their pictures do! This one is cute I wouldn't mind banging this one! It says she loves long walks on the beach and wants to fall in love with someone that feels the same. Definitely not me so lets move on.

This one is a little more risque. She's looking for a freak that has a big, long,...foot? wow it just keeps getting weirder and weirder. Says she wouldadore cuddling if she could find the right man for the job. How do you go from wanting a freak to adoring cuddling? Who are these people that joined this dating service? Better yet what kind of dating service is this?

SoI realize that this is not me. I don't belong her doing the dating service thing. I need a wild woman from the bars that is normal and knows how to have fun. I need someone spontaneous. That's it I'm hitting the bars right away! OK Mr. dating service give me my money back. I need that for the bars quick fast and in a hurry!

Now this is what I'm talking about! Nice wholesome woman in here. That one doing a shot of tequila and that one doing a body shot from between her friends boobs! Like I said nice wholesome woman. It doesn't get much better than this. Now it's time for me to see if I can take one of these ladies home with me tonight. Can't do that with a dating service. Well at least not fast anyway. Oh, yes this one seems like she is prime pickings she already wasted. "Hey and how are you doing?" OK, thanks for the puke on the shoes ma'am and I will catch you later.

This sucks no luck at the bars and no luck with the dating service. what the hell am I suppose to do? I guess it's just me and my hand tonight. Let's rub one out Minnie me! Oh yeah! would've saved a lot of money if I would've done that in the first place!